Food glorious food!!
Just got back from a team dinner - and it was excellent!
I can highly recommend the Emperor Chinese Restuarant in Leamington Spa, the food is superb, and it was made all the better my excellent company this evening. I have not laughed so much for quite a while. Stories ranging from tea run lists to Scottish bubble and squeak (anyone know what that is called?) to educating spaniels on how to swim.
Best joke I heard today:
Man goes home and asks his wife to get him a lager - "Get me a lager - there's just time for one before it starts". A few minutes later he has finished the lager and asks his wife, "Get me a lager! There is just time for one more before it starts!" His wife dutifully gets the second lager.
A few minutes later the man shouts, "Woman - get me a lager - there is just time before it starts for one more!" Returning with the lager his wife thrusts it at him, accuses him of being a fat slobby couch potato that should try getting his own lager which by the way is making him even fatter because he never does anything but sit and drink, and what the heck is starting?
"Oh well," says the man, taking the lager "that's the last - she's started!!
And to my team - thanks for a good night out! It has been an honour....
I can highly recommend the Emperor Chinese Restuarant in Leamington Spa, the food is superb, and it was made all the better my excellent company this evening. I have not laughed so much for quite a while. Stories ranging from tea run lists to Scottish bubble and squeak (anyone know what that is called?) to educating spaniels on how to swim.
Best joke I heard today:
Man goes home and asks his wife to get him a lager - "Get me a lager - there's just time for one before it starts". A few minutes later he has finished the lager and asks his wife, "Get me a lager! There is just time for one more before it starts!" His wife dutifully gets the second lager.
A few minutes later the man shouts, "Woman - get me a lager - there is just time before it starts for one more!" Returning with the lager his wife thrusts it at him, accuses him of being a fat slobby couch potato that should try getting his own lager which by the way is making him even fatter because he never does anything but sit and drink, and what the heck is starting?
"Oh well," says the man, taking the lager "that's the last - she's started!!
And to my team - thanks for a good night out! It has been an honour....

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